It's Tuesday. It's Random Tuesday. It's time for Random Tuesday Thoughts with The Un-Mom. The Queen Bee (not to be confused with the Steenky Bee), the Creator, the One and Only Keely. Be random and then link up or miss out on all the good stuff.

I can't wait to make Alton Brown's Macaroni and Cheese. Thanks to The Blonde Duck for posting the recipe! I'm sure my arteries will thank you as well.
I'm going to write this in different fonts. Blogger seems to do this at random (haha) so today I feel like one upping them and doing it on purpose.
Tomorrow will bring movers and lots of boxes so this is my last shot at the good ole Mac before I box her up. I'm glad one of my last posts here was a random one.
The other day in the height of intelligence I purchased some new music from iTunes. Once again forgetting that I was on my side of the computer instead of logged in as Hubby where we keep all the iTunes. I spent about two hours trying to figure out how to fix it and then said forget it {okay actually I said Scheiße but whatever} and just burned a cd and transferred it that way. Anyone else have that problem and know the solution?
A blogger friend said last week that they were biting the bullet and taking their son to Disney. I graciously offered to be their nanny. And I wanted to extend that to all of you. If you want to take your kids to Disney and need someone to ride the rides with them and stuff, then I'm your girl. You don't have to pay me just buy my ticket and food and stuff. I'll be sure to put on a very happy face for pictures at no extra charge.
I saw this and I simply could not resist. Yes, there is an Un-Mom Doll and she goes by the code name Super Keely:
Pretty good likeness huh?
Budget Budget Budget. I need a good food budget and tips on keeping costs low. Let me hear all your suggestions on cutting corners and saving money. I could only dress one of the kids but that might get me some looks.
Speaking of dressing and looks (cause we were) not for the first time the neighbors two over let their son out on the slip n slide. Naked. Birthday-suit-butt-naked. Slip n Slide. Naked 6-7 year old. Can you say that's very wrong? I can. I'd seen him in their little pool naked last year and heard about the slip n slide from Hubby but it was my first actual time seeing naked slip n slide. Wrong. That's all I can say. Simply.Wrong.
I have about 15 different types of lotion in my bathroom cabinet. Why do I need so many when I don't even like putting it on? I have no idea. I hope the movers will pack them though. It may take me a few months to get back to that quantity of lotion if they don't.
Since I have to leave behind most of my books to be packed and shipped I'm going to ask: What are you reading? I am fairly positive (about 156% certain) I will be wandering through a bookstore within days of moving so of course I'm going to have to buy a few books to keep myself occupied. Please list any current or past good reads in the comments.
I always forget to eat breakfast. I always remember coffee but about ten I'm saying to my stomach Oh. I never fed you. It's practically lunch might as well eat leftover pizza/pasta/whatever. But I still buy cereal. Huh.
I can't wait to attack the fruit section of the grocery. I have missed grapes and watermelon and berries and honeydew and all the rest. You can get some of that here but it's usually only for a few weeks and then it's gone again. I won't miss the Random Fruit Offerings. Same with veggies. Try finding fresh broccoli about now or cauliflower anytime. It won't happen.
My email inbox has 3033 messages. And that's after I deleted the 157 comment emails from the weekends comment-a-thon over at Venus vs Mars. Between Southern Sage, Kritta, Shelle and Crash we are lucky the internet didn't crash (no pun intended).
Oh and did ya see? Yesterday I offered everyone a coupon code for $30 off a pair of Whooga Uggs. Go to this post for details.
Adding one more! Hubby just sent me this. 8 year old Liam climbing over the mountain in France with Lance Armstrong. This kid ROCKS! Click for video
Alright that's enough random for one day. Enjoy your Random Tuesday and be sure to head over to Keely's and see what everyone is talking about! The click is worth it. Be on the look-out for moving day and post moving day updates via Crackberry all next week. And oh yeah, I'm still homeless.



































